Bollywood hot Actress 2015

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TAYLOR SWIFT – SHAKE IT OFF

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Adults (18+) Funny Jokes

• A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough." 

• Boy:Hey can i touch ur software?
  Girl: first show me ur hardware?
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  Boy: can i install it in ur system?
  Girl: Ok…… but cover it with antivirus, then install it.

                                                                                                                                                  

• Boy to girl: How much calcium is there in women’s Breasts? 
• Girl: I don’t have any idea but it has enough calcium to help a Man’s boneless thing to standup!

                                                                                                                                                  

• The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"  

                                                                                                                                            

• In a bath room,
  a boy touches a girl everywhere!
  You Know whose that boy?
  Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap!
  Dirty people always think dirty.

                                                                                                                                              

• “Prostitution is the only industry where fresh employees are paid more than the experienced ones”

                                                                                                                                               

• A Dog Asked A Cat: "Why Do You Hide When You Are Having Sex?" Cat Replied: "Because We Don't Want Humans To Copy Our Style,  They've Already Copied

                                                                                                                                               

• A boss said to his secretary I want to have SEX with you I will make it very fast. I'll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be done. She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend then said to her, do it but "Ask him for $2000, pick up the money very fast he wouldn't even have enough time to undressed himself." So she agrees. Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call girlfriend, he asks, what happened? She responds, "The Bastard used coins I'm still picking and he is still fucking!"

                                                                                                                                                    

• A Young Woman Had Given Birth In The Elevator Of A New Delhi Hospital, And Was Embarrassed About It. One Of The Doctors, In An Effort To Console He

                                                                                                                                                        

• A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”

                                                                                                                                                                   

• What Is The Difference Between Sky And
  Skirt.?………..
  
  ……………………………….
  Sky Covers The Whole Universe..
  ………………………….
  Skirt Covers The Universal “HOLE”..!

• What is the similarity between a girl & petrol?
  1. Both are explosive
  2. Both are hot
  3. Both are dangerous when kept in open…

• Bikini is a dress where 90% of the woman body is exposed..
  but men r very decent.
  they dont look at that 90%
  they look only at the covered 10%.

• What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"

• A young girl after her honeymoon
  came fully exhausted and tired,
  
  When her friends asked her what happened?
  
  She replied :
  When this 70 year old bastard told me
  he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
  
  "I thought It was MONEY"

• Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
  "Me sick, no work"
  Boss SMS back:
  "When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
  2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
  "Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

• A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221." 

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Alone Trailer Bollywood Movie

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Blackhat Trailer 2015

Chris Hemsworth in his next movie dropping his Thor hammers and picking the keyboard of computer. The blond of Australia change works to star in Michael Mann’s upcoming computer movie, “Blackhat”

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Chris Hemsworth acted as a mind blowing hacker who gets out from prison to take down a high-tech activist causing destruction on banks, power grids, and other systems about the globe.  

Chris Hemsworth is recently receiving the name of “Sexiest Men”. Blackhat will be in theaters in 16 January 2015.

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Dark Summer Trailer 2015

Not everyone summer can be a trip. In Dark Summer, a young guy (Keir Gilchrist) on home arrest for persecution a class fellow is under attack by a mystic presence while his mother is on a business tour. 
This is the sophomore horror film from director Paul Solet, an Eli Roth protégé who made his first appearance with the 2009 vampire-baby film Grace.The cast features a number of talented actors you may recognize from the small screen, including Gilchrist, who previously starred on Showtime’s United States of Tara; Peter Stormare from Fargo (the original movie); Maestro Harrell from The Wire; Grace Phipps fromThe Vampire Diaries; and Stella Maeve from Chicago P.D.

Distributed by IFC Midnight, Dark Summer will be released in select theaters and on VOD January 9. 

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Pavlok Wristband shocks about “255 volts”

An American corporation has funded over 2lack dollars for a tool that provide helps you to shatter bad behavior by using electric shocks.

The “Pavlok” wristband convey a 255 volt shock if you urge to visit time-wasting websites, with the aim to bring out you from this habit.

The company says that even though it delivers a "obvious" shock, the tool is complexly safe to utilize.

Finally the Manufacturers hope it will stun you out of bed on time and jerk your workout habit into shape.

BBC Click's Stephen Beckett spoke to Pavlok's CEO Maneesh Sethi, and tried out a prototype of the device.

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Kristen Stewart Hollywood Actress

 Kristen Stewart is an American actress and born on 9, 1990.kristen Stewart is best known for the Bella swan role in The Twilight series movies and some other hit movies. Kristen Stewart has also acts in movies such as Panic Room, Speak, Zathura , Into The Wild , Adventure land , The Runaways , Snow White and the Huntsman , On the Road , Camp X-Ray and Clouds of Sils Maria . Kristen Stewart will act in a version of the book Still Alice& Equals, with both movies probably will release in 2015. Kristen Stewart is brand ambassador of Chanel and Balenciaga fashion brands.

Kristen Stewart was born in 1990 and grew in Los Angeles, California her parents are already in entertainment industry. Kristen father, John Stewart, is a theater manager and TV producer who have work for Fox. Kristen Stewart mother, Jules Mann-Stewart, is basically from Australia. She is a script manager and has also directed a film. Kristen Stewart has an older brother, Cameron B. Stewart. Kristen Stewart goes to local schools until the 7^th grade. As Kristen became more concerned about acting, she sustained her education by correspondence until completing high school.

As Kristen Stewart grew up with that family who already working for camera, Stewart thought she will be a director or screenwriter but never thought about acting.

    "I never wanted to be the center of attention – I wasn't that 'I want to be famous, I want to be an actor' kid. I never sought out acting, but I always practiced my autograph because I love pens. I'd write my name on everything."

Kristen Stewart starts acting at the age of 8^th.On 11 December 2013, Chanel declare that Stewart was its "new face" for a Western-inspired fashion collection. The campaign has been shot by Karl Lagerfeld and was revealed online in May 2014. In 2014, Balenciaga released a new fragrance, Rosabotanica, with Stewart remaining the face of the brand.

In 2014her movie was Camp X-ray was released on 17 January. Kristen acted as young soldier stationed at Guantanamo Bay was gathering with positive appraisals from the critics. David Rooney of The Hollywood Reporter named it "her finest screen work to date as an untested military guard", while Xan Brooks of The Guardian believed, "It's a role that reminds us what a fine performer she was in the likes of Into the Wild and Adventure land."

Stewart lives in Los Angeles. She is concerned in attending college in the future, saying, "I want to go to college for literature. I want to be a writer. I mean, I love what I do, but it's not all I want to do – be a professional liar for the rest of my life." Kristen Stewart in November 2008 confirmed that she is in relationship with Michael Angarano, her co-star from the 2004 film Speak.

 

Since meeting on the set of Twilight in 2008, Stewart was in a very low-profile relationship with co-star Robert Pattinson. For a long time, the two did not explicitly confirm a relationship, but paparazzi photographs and witness accounts flock intense media and fan speculation and attention. However, Stewart officially approved her connection with Pattinson for the first time in July, 2012, when Us Weekly published photos of Stewart showing love with her Snow White and the Huntsman director, Rupert Sanders. The day that the photos were released, Stewart issued a public apology to Pattinson at People Magazine, saying, "I'm deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I've caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I'm so sorry.

Movies In  2014:

2014	Camp X-Ray	Amy Cole
2014	Clouds of Sils Maria	Valentine
2014	Still Alice	Lydia Howland	finished
2014	Anesthesia	Sophie	finished
2015	American Ultra	Phoebe	Post-production
2015	Equals	Nia	Post-production

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